The Ocean of humor, No. 586

My neighbor, completely washed out and about to be bankrupt, said :

My dear JET, I have so little luck, that if I'd buy a cemetery, people would stop dying.

The Ocean of humor, No. 585

To die on a Friday 13th, does it bring luck or not ?

The Ocean of humor, No. 584

Some last words before dying :

- Faster baby, we're gonna be late

- Are you sure you have not drunk too much ?

- Go ahead, you have priority

- No no, the gun is not loaded.

- Me, I drive with closed eyes, here's the proof !

The Ocean of humor, No. 583

There are some obituaries that are fun ...

The Ocean of humor, No. 582

Death ? We pass it under the earth.

The Ocean of humor, No. 581

Life ? We pass it on earth.

The Ocean of humor, No. 580

Rest ! shouted the sergeant in the army. Now he is dead, in turn, he rests in peace.

The Ocean of humor, No. 579

The death of one spouse is a sweet blessing that avoids the costs of divorce.

The Ocean of humor, No. 578

Even if you live badly, have the elegance to die well.

The Ocean of humor, No. 577

We only live once and many still don't live it well.

The Ocean of humor, No. 576

My neighbor just died of a synovial effusion, she was buried in Paris and him in Montluçon ...

The Ocean of humor, No. 575

At the dingoes, we give chemical straitjacket but never chemical pajamas, why ?

The Ocean of humor, No. 573

What is best ? Win the lottery or not have AIDS ?

The Ocean of humor, No. 572

What to think of a snail which has its shell under the stomach.

The Ocean of humor, No. 571

Big or small, everyone fits in a TV screen.

The Ocean of humor, No. 570

Curiously, I've never seen a fish take a shower.

The Ocean of humor, No. 569

When I see the underpants of my editor, I am ashamed to be French.

The Ocean of humor, No. 568

So many maggots are waiting for dead people ...

The Ocean of humor, No. 567

God loves so much the crazy ones that he filled the planet with them.

The Ocean of humor, No. 566

My grandfather died at 99 years, he drank ten Ricard per day,

the day of the cremation, he made the crematorium blaze.