The Ocean of humor, No. 168

How beautiful is discipline ! The letters of the alphabet as numbers

follow each other and do not try to overtake each other.

The Ocean of Love, No 168

If your wife believes in you, you are forced to succeed.

The Ocean of humor, No. 167

The cautious spy puts a hat and dark glasses to make calls.

The Ocean of Love, No. 167

Why try to know everything ; live more !

The Ocean of humor, No. 166

Do you want to test your popularity ?

Go to a bar where you haven't been for ten years

and say : " Waiter, as usual ! "

The Ocean of Love, No. 166

To know is good, to experiment is much better.

The Ocean of humor, No. 165

In the Middle Ages, the holders of Ipod were accused of witchcraft.

The Ocean of Love, No. 165

To take smoothly a step back helps you to make three steps forward.

The Ocean of humor, No. 164

Caution ! Never bath twice in an acid bath.

The Ocean of Love, No. 164

Trust yourself, your inner strength will be multiplied by a hundred.

The Ocean of humor, No. 163

Strangely enough, there are more and more young people around me and less elderlies.

The Ocean of Love, No. 163

Reversal of fortune allows to dare again and bounce.

The Ocean of humor, No. 162

E = mc ² ... Yep, but it's open to discussion.

The Ocean of Love, No. 162

Courage is in the little things of everyday life.

The Ocean of humor, No. 161

Some are on the way of extinction.

I am of a species making it's appearance.

The Ocean of Love, No. 161

Fortune, in any field, goes to those who dare.

The Ocean of humor, No. 160

It is petty to blame yourself for a pettiness.

The Ocean of Love, No. 160

You want to grow, evolve, become more humble.

The Ocean of humor, No. 159

The advantage of castles in Spain ? There is no tax to pay.

The Ocean of Love, No. 159

Less severity, more softness.

The Ocean of humor, No. 158

Being modest isn't it a way to overestimate yourself ?

The Ocean of Love, No. 158

Do not humiliate anyone in order not to be humiliated.

The Ocean of humor, No. 157

With the microwave, revenge is no longer a dish best served cold.

The Ocean of Love, No. 157

Worse than pride and vanity, false humility.

The Ocean of humor, No. 156

Heroism has some good but it needs to have spectators.

The Ocean of Love, No. 156

The family does not inevitably make friends.

The Ocean of humor, No. 155

If movement is necessary, the non-movement also has some good.

The Ocean of Love, No. 155

Every experience is a proof that Divine Providence cares for you.

The Ocean of humor, No. 154

I came across her eyes and it was a shock,

I missed the step of the sidewalk.

The Ocean of Love, No. 154

Life experiences enable you to prove yourself.

The Ocean of Love, No. 153

Only the confirmation by actions gives weight to your words.

The Ocean of humor, No. 153

In sex, they say, the best is the waiting, I prefer a bedroom.

The Ocean of humor, No. 152

To go down to posterity, some take many kicks in the rear.

The Ocean of Love, No. 152

An unfortunate word will never be forgotten, even if it is forgiven.

The Ocean of humor, No. 151

" To be perfectly obvious " what does this gibberish mean ?

The Ocean of Love, No. 151

Shut up, listen to yourself more.

The Ocean of humor, No. 150

May your mornings be lazier than you.

The Ocean of Love, No. 150

Talk too much and it shall imprisoned you.

The Ocean of humor, No. 149

Which one of you has already weighed a scale ?

The Ocean of Love, No. 149

Precipitation is the antechamber of regret.

The Ocean of humor, No. 148

If faith can move mountains, bad faith also can.

The Ocean of Love, No. 148

The impatience comes from evil, the patience from God.

The Ocean of humor, No. 147

Who can the most can the less,

the opposite is more difficult.

The Ocean of Love, No. 147

May your thoughts be gems and not poisons.

The Ocean of humor, No. 146

As I believe I'm the best at everything,

why would I have a bad opinion of myself ?

The Ocean of Love, No. 146

The spiritual raises you, the matter densifies you.

The Ocean of humor, No. 145

Did Oedipus underwent DNA tests ?

The Ocean of Love, No. 145

The art of speaking well is the most disappointing of all arts.

The Ocean of humor, No. 144

In the morning, I run so fast that the earth rotates under my trainers.

The Ocean of Love, No. 144

Do not stay too long in misfortune, it wears you out.

The Ocean of humor, No. 143

The carrier pigeon brings messages, pelican packages.

The Ocean of Love, No. 143

Any tendency is good to follow as long as it ascends.

The Ocean of Love, No. 142

If you are wise, you say nothing.

The Ocean of humor, No. 141

No, everybody does not gain to be known.

The Ocean of Love, No. 141

A lawyer does his business, then yours.

The Ocean of humor, No. 140

Sperm cells are great, tinkering between them,

they create a human being.

The Ocean of Love, No. 140

Many degrees, short experience.

The Ocean of humor, No. 139

I doubt the ability to work of my friend Gaston

when on Monday evening he wishes "good weekend".

The Ocean of Love, No. 139

Do not lend, give !