Monday, January 20, 2014

The Ocean of Love, No. 555

Even if your eyes are weak, don't be blind from the heart.

The Ocean of humor, No. 555

Even if you no longer make love,
at your local pharmacy save your reputation,
keep buying condoms.

Friday, January 17, 2014

The Ocean of Love, No. 554

Needless to advise an idiot, he will make you more stupid than him.

The Ocean of humor, No. 554

If your parents are deaf, orient your career towards the mime.

Tuesday, January 14, 2014

The Ocean of Love, No. 553

Only one enemy ? Too little, too monotonous, no interest.

The Ocean of humor, No. 553

Explain to me why the ghosts pass through walls and not floors.

Saturday, January 11, 2014

The Ocean of Love, No. 552

You have enemies ? Remain happily in life, to better bother them...