For 14 years, I have - voluntarily - concealed these faculties, at least those who could shock the sensibilities and beliefs of delicate searchers….
Since the 1st of January 2005, I am showing some of them, such as to instantly immobilize over a hundred people at the same time!
Reread the sentence, it is worth its weight in amazement ...
By nature, cheerful and joker, I use these powers to make a thousand jokes, such as:
- Making anybody stuttered
- Making one burst out laughing or crying
- Having one running faster or very, very slowly
- Making one heavier than a building
- Making one lighter than a feather
- Tickling one at distance (unlimited)
- Warming a body even if it is freezing
- Freezing a body even if it is over 50 degrees Celsius
- Making one blind (impressive)
- Increasing someone’s quality of sight
- Making one deaf
- Turning a heterosexual into a homosexual
- Making one dance gracefully
- Beat anybody’s own record
- Put the eyes of someone in front of him (yes we can)
- Making one’s glasses laughing
- Similarly with varied dishes
- Preventing one from getting in or out of his car
- Mowing one at a full speed, he and all his friends
- Making one flexible as a reed
- Making one rigid as an iron bar
- Increasing one’s strength to an unimaginable point
- Developing anybody’s brain and imagination
- Increasing one's potential of life, decrease it, or even (though this is forbidden by the Divine Laws) make one disembodied
- Making one change of his or her personality
- Etc.. etc..
You are surprised? Read on.
All this is done - instantly - without hypnosis, without suggestion, without cheating.
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