START JOYFULLY THE YEAR !

Gifts of C.i.C (a french bank)

Every year Chantal receives this gift from her bank : a pocket diary that she quickly throw in the garbage.
Early December she throws a glance over her account statement, surprise !
The C.I.C has charged her 29.90 euros this horrible agenda, three times more than on the market !
Best of all, it is filled with commercials for Visa Premier.
Chantal called her bank and fell down under the Christmas tree " that is normal, tells her adviser, since 2009, our gifts are to be paid for ".
And it is Christmas every day ...
INFO from the Canard enchaîné (french newspaper), January 2012

Le PARISIEN newspaper

Some french fans of Michael Jackson's, " traumatized ", and the word is weak, by the death of their siliconized martian, claim for damages, in order to compensate for their sworn idiots heartbreaks and various psychological disorders

Joyful applicants for the kingdom of simpletons ... again ...

Who will keep the dog ?

Jean-Marie or Edith ?
These two crazy friendly, separated after honeymoon, end up in court to obtain the custody of an ugly mutt, wisely and cleverly named "POUPETTE"

One said " she gave it to me ! "
" Wrong ! Responds Edith, the hairs bristling with anger, I just lent it to him ! "
For this gloomy case the two soft dingoes (!) each took a lawyer. Welcome the fees...

But Jean-Marie is happy. His photo is in the newspaper, even better, in the photo, successfully, he holds the mop POUPETTE in his arms.
To the latest news a shared custody is planned. I would like to be there at the time of the exchange ...
May this day be be sweet to you !