The Ocean of humor, No. 199

When you think you are in an unstable equilibrium, it is too late.

The Ocean of Love, No. 199

Do not fear criticism.

The Ocean of humor, No. 198

Politicians lie, the voters too.

The Ocean of Love, No. 198

The courage ? Laughing at your fears.

The Ocean of humor, No. 197

Which heroic MP will make vote the world's law, that of effortless ?

The Ocean of Love, No. 197

The war is not the price of peace.

The Ocean of humor, No. 196

Any additional workload is suspect.

The Ocean of humor, No. 195

In a couple ? At times one too many.

The Ocean of Love, No. 195

Love ? An incessant questioning.

The Ocean of humor, No. 194

Nobody, I mean no one, can prove that yesterday is without a day after.

The Ocean of Love, No. 194

By deploying your wings, you will reach the sky.

The Ocean of humor, No. 193

"Right now" often comes too late.

The Ocean of Love, No. 193

Speak little, speak right.

The Ocean of humor, No. 192

When people admire you, begin to doubt their lucidity.

The Ocean of Love, No. 192

The injustice of the powerful strikes the weak and spares the rich.

The Ocean of humor, No. 191

Never make a concession and you will remain alone.

The Ocean of Love, No. 191

May your inner laughter quickly dismiss your outer tears.

The Ocean of humor, No. 190

I never made ​​any concessions, says the liar.

The Ocean of Love, No. 190

Tomorrow is a door ; you do not know what's behind.

The Ocean of Love, No. 189

To believe that you are right makes laugh the devil.

The Ocean of humor, No. 188

Sometimes, like water, love evaporates.

The Ocean of Love, No. 188

The discord results from the certainties of each.

The Ocean of humor, No. 189

In my brain, one neuron and it refuses to work as a team.

The Ocean of humor, No. 187

What interest is there in leaving a woman who will not miss you ? 

The Ocean of Love, No. 187

Have no certitude.

The Ocean of humor, No. 186

 Do not stutter!  Very serious tests have shown that it was useless.

The Ocean of Love, No. 186

Daredevil, I'm always happy.

The Ocean of humor, No. 185

In the kingdom of the deaf, the one who speaks has no voice.

The Ocean of Love, No. 185

Life has no need of timorous.

The Ocean of humor, No. 184

Food is like drugs, once you've tasted it, you can not do without.

The Ocean of Love, No. 184

Sorrow is a cloud that wants to hide, in vain, your inner sun.

The Ocean of humor, No. 183

My editor is so cautious that he puts a up to one hundred meters

water resistant watch to wash the dishes.

The Ocean of Love, No. 183

May your spite not be as strong as your love.

The Ocean of humor, No. 182

Nothing worse for twins than believing to be the only son.

The Ocean of Love, No. 182

Sadness : worm that gnaws happiness.

The Ocean of humor, No. 181

My editor looks like the invisible man but more effaced.

The Ocean of Love, No. 181

In love one only loses a woman (or man) at a time.

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The Ocean of humor, No. 180

There is a 51% probability that this sentence is false.

The Ocean of Love, No. 180

The thorn is also part of the beauty of the rose.

The Ocean of humor, No. 179

Where am I coming from ?

Where am I going ?

...

Oh sorry ! I got the wrong subway line.

The Ocean of Love, No. 179

Love passes, children remain ...

The Ocean of humor, No 178

My editor complains that even his imaginary friends

do not want to go out with him.

The Ocean of Love, No 178

Do not seek, find.

The Ocean of humor, No. 177

My editor feels so lonely sometimes that he is not there.

The Ocean of Love, No. 177

In the word " artisan ",

there is the wonderful word " Art ".

The Ocean of humor, No. 176

The mini postcards are great but you must send the stamp a part.

The Ocean of Love, No. 176

Do not let yourself be snapped up by the world of futility.

The Ocean of humor, No. 175

To throw a single confetti does not create a party atmosphere.

The Ocean of Love, No. 175

Not good blacks or bad whites, only humans looking for themselves.

The Ocean of humor, No. 174

To be the only living one in the desire of death makes an odd effect.

The Ocean of Love, No. 174

Daring is not unconsciousness.

The Ocean of humor, No. 173

In summer, on the beaches of the ice field, we often hear this phrase :

" Come and have a swim ! At first, it is freezing, but after, it is cold ".

The Ocean of Love, No. 173

Without daring, no success.

The Ocean of humor, No. 172

A person who has no arms is not always well received in restaurants.

The Ocean of Love, No. 172

Beauty is the symbol of good.

The Ocean of humor, No. 171

I throw my boomerang so far that he is obliged to ask his way back.

The Ocean of Love, No. 171

The false beauty makes vice more presentable.

The Ocean of humor, No. 170

The more you drink, the more the earth rotates,

alcohol makes you lucid.

The Ocean of Love, No. 170

The beauty needs art.

The Ocean of humor, No. 169

Have you noticed that your body is right to your size

and your head between your ears ?

The Ocean of Love, No. 169

Beauty is in the heart of the one who looks at.