Tuesday, April 30, 2013

The Ocean of humor, No. 522


We meet, like each other, go to the town hall.
In order not to offend, say "no", we drop a "yes". And we are done.

The Ocean of Love, No. 522


Do not give importance to all suffering.

Monday, April 29, 2013

The Ocean of Love, No. 521

Dare ! Dare ! Dare again !

The Ocean of humor, No. 521


Per kilo sell "order" to chronic disorderly.

Sunday, April 28, 2013

The Ocean of Love, No. 520


Without doubt, no inner struggle.

Saturday, April 27, 2013

The Ocean of humor, No. 519


For sale ​​to experienced athlete, very fast chronometer to improve performance.

The Ocean of Love, No. 519


From afar everyone seems friendly.

Friday, April 26, 2013

The Ocean of humor, No. 518


For sale, belt of the French army with alarm and bugle incorporated system,
anti-militarist refrain yourself.

The Ocean of Love, No. 518


Caution ! Any habit becomes a second nature.

Thursday, April 25, 2013

The Miraculous Statues of Buddha in Thailand (video)

"This extraordinary scene was filmed on February 25, 2013, on the property of Mom Luang Rajadarasri JAYANKURA in Bangkok.
Many guests attended this event, and lived there a world premiere ...




Makha Buja Day
February 25, 2013
at 9:00 AM


... The radiation of Abundance, Healing and Luck Energies, from one of the 10 statues of Buddha, announced three months in advance, by John Edward Tang, aka JET.

Since that day, 10 statues in Thailand radiate day and night these incredible energies for the benefit of all and of the 75 million visitors ... "

The Ocean of humor, No. 517

Love message to a beautiful woman from the Defence Ministry in charge of international intelligence : wztui14jkni9zokcw9842vvveee222469tromk (18) - + ? ! ( ) « »  Kra.

The Ocean of Love, No. 517


The eternal Consciousness-Force created the world.

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

The Ocean of humor, No. 516


I am head of the family ! A wife + 3 daughters, and I always have the last word : yes.

The Ocean of Love, No. 516


Truth is within you, not in surface.

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

The Ocean of humor, No. 515


A widower who remarries does not deserve to be rid of his first wife.

The Ocean of Love, No. 515


The mystic is beyond your reason.

Monday, April 22, 2013

Wednesday, April 24, JET on WNTV in Brazil, thanks to Sandrine !

SANDRINE BILLARD 

Entrevistada do MULHERES QUE FAZEM 

Sandrine Billard é francesa, mora no Brasil. Formou-se em Educação Física , estudou dança na frança e no Brasil . É professora de Yoga e focalizadora das danças circulares sagradas. Conheceu JET e ficou encantada com a energia e pelo seu trabalho espiritual, onde passou a fazer seus cursos e conferências e "recebeu como missão " trazer para o Brasil a técnica MAIS HARMONIA.
Jet tem mais de 40.000 depoimentos de pessoas que se beneficiaram com seu trabalho!
E estão a procura de uma Editora para que os brasileiros também tenham acesso a estes livros que atualmente só esta disponível em francês . Sandrine fez a tradução do "MAIS RIQUEZA EM SUA VIDA" Sandrine , Jet e a editora francesa presenteiam 10 pessoas que curtam a Fanpage MULHERES QUE FAZEM!
Poderão ter o link do e-book disponibilizado!
Corra para curtir e participar deste inusitado sorteio!
DIA 24 de ABRIL de 2013 as 17 horas no MULHERES QUE FAZEM TV www.wntv.com.br

Translation :

"Sandrine Billiards is French, lives in Brazil. She trained in Physical Education, studied dance in France and Brazil. She teaches yoga and circular dances. She met JET and was delighted with the energy, and with her spiritual work, so she began to make courses and conferences with the mission "to bring to Brazil the technique MAIS HARMONIA" (ie ORIGINE)
JET has over 40,000 testimonials from people who have benefited from his work !
And they are looking for a publisher so that Brazilians have access to books that are currently available only in French. Sandrine did the translation of "More Wealth in Your Life".
Sandrine, JET and the French edition make a gift to the 10 people who click on the fanpage "mulheres que fazem" (name of the show, "Women who do". They will have access to the e-book link of this surprise random draw ! "


April 24, 2013 at 5pm (Brazil)
10pm French time
9pm UK time
4pm East Coast (USA)
1pm West Coast (USA)

The Ocean of humor, No. 514


Many men offer a necklace to their wives, leave the beaten track, offer them a leash !

The Ocean of Love, No. 514


To evolve is not just necessary, it is inevitable.

Sunday, April 21, 2013

The Ocean of humor, No. 513


Easier to have a woman's body than her heart.

The Ocean of Love, No. 513


Two difficulties to overcome :
- Put up with what you don't like
- Resist to what you like.

Saturday, April 20, 2013

The Ocean of humor, No. 512


Females ! Love your husband as you love your lover !

The Ocean of Love, No. 512


Look at your flaws, you'll see less the ones of others.

Friday, April 19, 2013

The Ocean of humor, No. 511


In the North Pole, it appears from one of my socialist neighbors,
that the Eskimo have rulers in the form of ice cubes.

The Ocean of Love, No. 511


That your flaws do not make you look after the flaws of others !

Thursday, April 18, 2013

The Ocean of humor, No. 510


They say one should have the eyes in front of the holes. 
Why ? Is there people who have them beside ?

The Ocean of Love, No. 510


Flee those who lean from where the wind blows.

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

The Ocean of humor, No. 509


By dint of having ideas in the back of my mind and wanting to find them,
I made myself a good stiff neck.

The Ocean of Love, No. 509


Let your thoughts meet your dreams !

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

The Ocean of humor, No. 508


Nobody can force you to be clever, isn't it reassuring ?

The Ocean of Love, No. 508


Many talk too much in order not to get bored.

Monday, April 15, 2013

The Ocean of humor, No. 507


Medical Students ! Mix bright red blood (or red blood cells) with white blood cells,
you will get an excellent and natural rosé wine !

The Ocean of Love, No. 507


Flattering yourself is to lack of self-esteem.

Sunday, April 14, 2013

The Ocean of humor, No. 506


My publisher has a big problem, every time he passes by a sex shop, he has an orgasm.

The Ocean of Love, No. 506

Any words that you pronounce can turn against you.

Saturday, April 13, 2013

The Ocean of humor, No. 505


I do little things but all the time.

The Ocean of Love, No. 505


Have fun more ! Laugh more ! Live more !

Friday, April 12, 2013

The Ocean of humor, No. 504


Disease is the distraction of the old ones.

The Ocean of Love, No. 504


The undecided are never happy.

Thursday, April 11, 2013

The Ocean of Love, No. 503


Intelligence is a charm that gives beauty to men and women.

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

The Ocean of humor, No. 502


By writing books, I might look like a pretentious fool,
By writing thoughts I'm taken for a wise person.

The Ocean of Love, No. 502


Do not live like a zombie.

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

The Ocean of humor, No. 501


I like to write thoughts, it's less tiring than writing a book.

The Ocean of Love, No. 501


The death penalty has never stopped the murderer or the pedophile.

Monday, April 8, 2013

The Ocean of humor, No. 500


The sun and I are a pair, I get up with it and go to bed likewise.

The Ocean of Love, No. 500


Ignore what you can not act on.

Sunday, April 7, 2013

The Ocean of humor, No. 499


In poker, cheating to win cheers you up.

The Ocean of Love, No. 499


Often old people are not wise, they simply no longer dare to.

Saturday, April 6, 2013

What does JET hides in his basket ?


The Ocean of humor, No. 498


I do not want to know how sexologists and gynecologists make love, it must be rather creepy.

The Ocean of Love, No. 498


You're worth more than your enemies.

Friday, April 5, 2013

The Ocean of humor, No. 497


To think that it is the absence of the beloved that makes him be desired ...

The Ocean of Love, No. 497


Idiocy does not lead to happiness.

Thursday, April 4, 2013

The Ocean of humor, No. 496


The monogamous suffers with only one woman,
the bigamous with one woman more, enjoys ;
where is the moral in that ?

The Ocean of Love, No. 496


Without inner freedom, no relief.

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

The Ocean of humor, No. 495


Where have one seen that to beat your wife, your children, your dog is immoral ?

The Ocean of Love, No. 495


Alone, the fool can proclaim "his" truth.

Tuesday, April 2, 2013

No Comment !


The Ocean of humor, No. 494


The truth ? A set of probable, possible and hypothetical.

The Ocean of Love, No. 494


Love is the greatest enemy of common sense.

Monday, April 1, 2013

The Ocean of humor, No. 493


Any female shutters all common sense.

The Ocean of Love, No. 493


Is a life that seems easy really that easy ?

To all, thank you ...


"Reaching a certain age, my mission on this earth having been ended by the radiation of the 10 statues of Buddha in Thailand, I decided with the agreement of my wife and my 3 children, to retire into a small Thai monastery for 7 years.

To all, thank you for having followed me all these years and I wish you good luck. "

JET