My neighbor, completely washed out and about to be bankrupt, said :
My dear JET, I have so little luck, that if I'd buy a cemetery, people would stop dying.
Monday, July 28, 2014
Friday, June 13, 2014
Prepare yourself to the summer solstice, thanks to JET !
It is possible with this sentence offered by JET !
Pronounce it from June 14 to 21, preferably before 12 pm (noon), then let it act for a few moments in you ....
Pronounce it from June 14 to 21, preferably before 12 pm (noon), then let it act for a few moments in you ....
"In Christ, I Live the Joy of the summer solstice"
Then write your comments on the website vostemoignages.com
And if you'd come to participate to your first 2014 summer solstice ?
There are only 10 places left for the 21st and 22nd with JET, in Paris.
Sunday, June 8, 2014
JET celebrates the Pentecost
To celebrate the Pentecost, JET offers you this sentence :
"I give thanks to Christ for having lifted me up very high in the heaven."
"I give thanks to Christ for having lifted me up very high in the heaven."
Wednesday, May 28, 2014
JET celebrates the Ascension
To celebrate the Ascension, JET offers you this sentence :
" From this moment, thanks to you Christ, I rose to the level of the Holy Spirit. "
Thursday, May 15, 2014
The IMMOBILISATION, during and after !
- At this precise moment, I felt a heat rising in my belly and spreading throughout the body, accompanied by a progressive stiffening of the muscles, especially of the mind
- I did not even have the will to move. Although this was not pleasant for me
- For me it went smoothly. My limbs, my smile, became fixed
- Internally everything slowed down, calmed, soothed
- Inability to move the limbs and especially the eyes
- During the instants of immobilization I felt my whole physical body solidifying and stiffening.
- I was conscious in my body but there was no more movement
- The more the time was passing, the more I felt that my body was becoming heavy as a stone. It was inertia !
- I felt inside me that everything was slowing down, my plexus slowly locked up, then my heart, my breathing slowed down, while gradually everything was stiffening. It was gentle and powerful at the same time !
- My thought had stopped !
- I did not even have the will to move. Although this was not pleasant for me
- For me it went smoothly. My limbs, my smile, became fixed
- Internally everything slowed down, calmed, soothed
- Inability to move the limbs and especially the eyes
- During the instants of immobilization I felt my whole physical body solidifying and stiffening.
- I was conscious in my body but there was no more movement
- The more the time was passing, the more I felt that my body was becoming heavy as a stone. It was inertia !
- I felt inside me that everything was slowing down, my plexus slowly locked up, then my heart, my breathing slowed down, while gradually everything was stiffening. It was gentle and powerful at the same time !
- My thought had stopped !
- After a few moments, JET pronounced another word, and "liberated" the group. Instantly the heat was gone, the stiffening has stopped and its effects literally disappeared !
- The mind cleared up and life was circulating with joy
- My body and mind loosened instantly
- I really feel that my body has been completely regenerated after all this, after this incredible experience
- The flexibility of my limbs came back, even more, has improved. Because after the experience, my body was much lighter than before and my thoughts much more happy !
- At the end, thanks to JET, I was filled with Joy, Life and I have been deeply serene since
- Finally, what a happiness, because even if, for my part, this experience was not pleasant on the time, I felt so much better after that I'm ready to start again !
- Since then Life seems even more sweet !
- Thank you JET for making me feel and discover all this !
- I become aware of all those I've met, who claimed to have capabilities, but have never shown them to me ...
This is therefore the first time that someone, in this field, proves me that he can REALLY do it !
It really makes you think !
Wednesday, May 14, 2014
Instantly, everything stopped ! Everything was frozen ! (Abidjan, Ivory Coast)
"On May 11, 2014, we were more than 200 people, volunteers, gathered from 8am on the grounds of the INJS in Abidjan, ready to live an exceptional and beneficial event thanks to JET.
All these people were not expecting an immobilization. Only those with access to the Internet had this information.
In a joyful and relaxed atmosphere, participants began to move.
I was at the technical part, waiting for a signal from JET.
We were so many that I thought not everyone had heard and I asked JET to resume.
Everything was frozen.
All these people were not expecting an immobilization. Only those with access to the Internet had this information.
In a joyful and relaxed atmosphere, participants began to move.
I was at the technical part, waiting for a signal from JET.
Then, when we heard faintly, from far away, "GO" and "STILL".
Instantly, everything stopped.
We were so many that I thought not everyone had heard and I asked JET to resume.
Everything was frozen.
- Thankfully he put us back in HARMONY very quickly because the energies running through our whole body were too powerful.
- Since I know JET, I can see year after year, that everything is faster, more powerful and simple.
- Immobilizations, JET has performed some several times, including two remotely from Paris to Abidjan.
- This is the first time he achieves with his fabulous powers this feat simultaneously on several countries. Unique in the world.
- By putting us back in HARMONY, we benefited from "MORE LIFE IN OUR LIFE".
Thank you JET for all these gifts that constantly make us blossom. "
Tuesday, May 13, 2014
I watched with amazement the immobilization of 55 people in Martinique !
- Sunday 11/05, with what an ease and casualness JET immobilized by a word on the phone, driving in the rain (that takes the cake!!!), 55 people in Martinique !
- I can tell you that it was very impressive as some have almost fell over backwards, others lost the consciousness of movement, or gradually felt the stiffening of their body from the bottom up ....
- An incredible feat that proves that the powers exist and that JET masters them with a bewildering natural that hides a true Knowledge !!
Do not miss JET, he will soon be HERE, in Martinique !
- I can tell you that it was very impressive as some have almost fell over backwards, others lost the consciousness of movement, or gradually felt the stiffening of their body from the bottom up ....
Do not miss JET, he will soon be HERE, in Martinique !
Live the immobilization in Martinique, Sunday, 11.05.2014.
- particular sensation, I would even say rather unpleasant because my belly was tense and getting harder, my breathing was slow
- I was conscious and paradoxically could not control anything
- I was conscious and paradoxically could not control anything
BEFORE
- When JET pronounced the word harmony my whole body was totally relaxed and my belly released like a balloon deflating
- And there I felt good and I was not the same anymore
- I had and I still have this feeling of calm and inner peace.
AFTER
This feat of immobilizing more than 50 people in the Caribbean, was performed 8000 kms away, by JET, while in his car driving at nearly 160 km on a European highway.
Two hours earlier, JET had immobilized instantly and simultaneously :
- 100 volunteers in France !
- 200 volunteers in Ivory Coast !
- 60 volunteers in Benin !
In total, more than 400 people have experienced the incredible, reflecting the various extraordinary powers and faculties of an ordinary man, JET !
This Sunday, May the 11th, I experienced the incredible !
- JET immobilized a hundred of people in his presence and as many from distance in Benin and Ivory Coast !
- The time had stopped, it was as if my body had been put in PAUSE mode
- Not a move was possible, only blinks of the eyelid from time to time without any eye movement
- Breathing slowed down extremely and it became increasingly uncomfortable
- I was expecting one thing only : that it stops !
- Then Jet put us back in movement, in harmony giving us flexibility and vitality, a true rebirth !
- JET has powers that I have not encountered anywhere else.
- He is the only one in the world, to my knowledge, able to achieve this feat in several countries at the same time !
- The time had stopped, it was as if my body had been put in PAUSE mode
- Not a move was possible, only blinks of the eyelid from time to time without any eye movement
- Breathing slowed down extremely and it became increasingly uncomfortable
- I was expecting one thing only : that it stops !
- Then Jet put us back in movement, in harmony giving us flexibility and vitality, a true rebirth !
- JET has powers that I have not encountered anywhere else.
- He is the only one in the world, to my knowledge, able to achieve this feat in several countries at the same time !
Monday, May 12, 2014
A few seconds before the feat !
A few seconds before the feat !
Performed simultaneously, without special effects, without hypnosis,
and without conditioning !
JET will immobilize, under your eyes, more than 100 people in France as well as 200 in Abidjan (Ivory Coast) and almost 100 in Benin !
Two hours later, when JET was driving at very high speed under heavy rain on a European highway, he managed one more time the feat, of immobilizing 55 people in Martinique !
More info, photos and testimonials coming for all ...
Everyone has the right to know and to see, to believe it !
One participant testifies :
" Being immobilized by JET is a way to free ourselves from our blockages.
For my part, I felt in the brain as a freeze frame.
With stronger tensions, and then, after harmonization I felt a release of these tensions, and much more peace and calm...
THANKS JET for this unique experience. "
World's First : simultaneously in 3 countries ! Testimony !
" I participated in the immobilization of several hundred people, performed at the same time in France, Benin and another African country, on May the 11th.
It is the first time I was living such an experience.
The moment JET uttered the word " STILL " I had the feeling that all the cells of my body were stopping.
I almost couldn't breathe, I had no more life in me, I was like a block. It was incredible ! Amazing !
When it stopped, I felt again the flow (of blood ? of life ?) in my body, I had never felt this before.
I do not know anyone in the world that can make one live such experiences, a part from JET !
INCREDIBLE ! Jet is truly amazing ! "
We had warned you !
It is the first time I was living such an experience.
The moment JET uttered the word " STILL " I had the feeling that all the cells of my body were stopping.
I almost couldn't breathe, I had no more life in me, I was like a block. It was incredible ! Amazing !
When it stopped, I felt again the flow (of blood ? of life ?) in my body, I had never felt this before.
I do not know anyone in the world that can make one live such experiences, a part from JET !
INCREDIBLE ! Jet is truly amazing ! "
We had warned you !
Tuesday, May 6, 2014
Friday, May 2, 2014
"Supra-Powers" Training, Easter Holidays, JET's Birthday!
"Supra-Powers" Training, Easter Holidays and Birthday !
The "Supra-Powers" training is part of the best that the new High magic of the Aquarian Agecan offer you, that is to say, the ultimate in.
New magical techniques,
totally unknown to accomplished researchers,
New initiatic knowledge equally unknown.
Participants were amazed, and hold on tight :
Some magical secrets only requiring
a few seconds of application !
Needless to compare with other techniques !
Facing the audience, I am the sole repository in the world.
As for the Easter weekend, obviously it too, by its Christic and Magic power, its amazing secrets revealed, also astonished the public.
- You ignored the secrets of the Christ Magic, wrong you were.
- You ignored the Secret Knowledge of the Aquarian Age, wrong you were.
- You ignored the Old and New Testaments and their fabulous magical powers, wrong you were.
Maybe one day, thanks to Divine Providence, you will become again the child of which Jesus speaks ...
That day, you'll understand everything and secrets will be revealed to you.
Your friend JET
Serge Marjollet
Your reactions to " The Ocean of Humor" phrases
With surprise, I see the "serious", the "first degree" of the comments, which is inadequate, even ridiculous.
Humor does not bear on the truth but on itself.
To humor, either you react with humor or you do not react.
New Scoop !
Let's celebrate my birthday on Friday 9, Saturday 10 and Sunday, May 11!
Abundance, Revitalization and Rejuvenation on the program to live 3 unforgettable days.
Exceptionally, for my 73 years, I agree to let you experience Rejuvenation sessions.
It would be foolish not to be present on that day !
Especially at the incredible price of 90 € for the 3 days (another blow from my slave editor !)
And we promise you many other surprises ...
Thursday, May 1, 2014
Cheers for May 1st !
"From that moment on, thanks to Thee Virgin Mary, each embodied and disembodied
human being has evolved, and this evolution was done within Abundance in Europe"
In addition to offering you this sentence, JET said :
Live it, pass it on, it is crucial for everyone !
Then testify on vostemoignages.com
Sunday, April 27, 2014
Thursday, April 24, 2014
The Ocean of Love, No. 584
Instead of plunging into the abyss of negative thoughts, rise, through meditation, in the Holy Spirit.
The Ocean of humor, No. 584
Some last words before dying :
- Faster baby, we're gonna be late
- Are you sure you have not drunk too much ?
- Go ahead, you have priority
- No no, the gun is not loaded.
- Me, I drive with closed eyes, here's the proof !
Monday, April 21, 2014
Friday, April 18, 2014
Tuesday, April 15, 2014
Saturday, April 12, 2014
The Ocean of humor, No. 580
Rest ! shouted the sergeant in the army. Now he is dead, in turn, he rests in peace.
Wednesday, April 9, 2014
The Ocean of Love, No. 579
Love your your neighbor as yourself is the best gift that you can do to yourself.
The Ocean of humor, No. 579
The death of one spouse is a sweet blessing that avoids the costs of divorce.
Sunday, April 6, 2014
The Ocean of Love, No. 578
With the techniques of communication, you have nothing left to say to each other.
Thursday, April 3, 2014
Monday, March 31, 2014
The Ocean of humor, No. 576
My neighbor just died of a synovial effusion, she was buried in Paris and him in Montluçon ...
Friday, March 28, 2014
The Ocean of humor, No. 575
At the dingoes, we give chemical straitjacket but never chemical pajamas, why ?
Tuesday, March 25, 2014
Friday, March 21, 2014
"Happy from Martinique" by JET ! Enjoy the video !
Grande Premiere on Spring Day !
This is huge ....
"Happy" by JET *
Look, dance, sing, live and receive
"Happy from Martinique"
by JET
Send it to all your contacts, this video is really magic ....
* Congratulations to all the Caribbean friends
for their cheerful achievement !
Primarily the director Cyril and his wife Mary as well as all the dancers, singers and talents ...
Through this special video, JET has agreed to make Energies of Life radiate for all !
This is a world first, JET says, does and proves it !
Thursday, March 20, 2014
Spring Equinox preparation !
To live and fully receive the benefits of the 2014 Equinox, JET offers you to pronounce this sentence from 14 to 21 March inclusive :
Pronounce it and then let it act for a few moments, preferably in the morning, and not after 3pm.
You can forward it to people interested and then ask them to post their comments on www.vostemoignages.com !
" In Christ, I live and the whole humanity with me,
the most powerful and harmonious Spring equinox ! "
Pronounce it and then let it act for a few moments, preferably in the morning, and not after 3pm.
You can forward it to people interested and then ask them to post their comments on www.vostemoignages.com !
Saturday, March 15, 2014
Wednesday, March 12, 2014
The Ocean of Love, No. 572
The nostalgia of the present is experienced by those who do not have magical moments.
Sunday, March 9, 2014
Lent ? Every year, the best time of your life !
Here we go for 2014's Lent !
Which face of the Lent are you gonna adopt ?
What about making it an opportunity to let go your dense / negative habits, those that cut you from Joy, Love, Abundance ...
From now, either you :
You are not alone, Archangel Raphael (Air element) the one the imagination is there, ask him if necessary ...
In addition, JET offers for the 40 days of Lent, this "Magic" sentence !
Pronounce it and then most of all take the time to let it work within you a little while !
Caution, this sentence is powerful and active.
Explain its functioning if you transmit it.
In gratitude for this gift, write a comment on vostemoignages.com
You want to meet The one who allows this ? Click HERE
Which face of the Lent are you gonna adopt ?
What about making it an opportunity to let go your dense / negative habits, those that cut you from Joy, Love, Abundance ...
From now, either you :
- Decide to see everything positive.
- Be aware of everything you are and everything you enjoy (health, friendship, love, peaceful life, etc.).
- Give thanks to the God of your belief for all that you have acquired, to which you may have not paid enough attention.
You are not alone, Archangel Raphael (Air element) the one the imagination is there, ask him if necessary ...
In addition, JET offers for the 40 days of Lent, this "Magic" sentence !
Pronounce it and then most of all take the time to let it work within you a little while !
" In Christ, I live the most beautiful Lent of my life ! "
Caution, this sentence is powerful and active.
Explain its functioning if you transmit it.
In gratitude for this gift, write a comment on vostemoignages.com
You want to meet The one who allows this ? Click HERE
Thursday, March 6, 2014
Monday, March 3, 2014
Friday, February 28, 2014
Wednesday, February 26, 2014
TOPICS FOR MEDITATION / REFLECTION
1 - Can we live religiously without religion ?
2 - Can one be near the Jesus of the Gospels without Churches.
3 - Go to God by denying everything that limits Him, religions included.
4 - Who is able to indulge in the attraction of the mystery of God and reach the Source ?
5 - Does a life really has strength without a strong desire of immanent transcendence ?
6 - Who is the most demanding ? Secular law or the law of the Gospels ?
7 - God does not love the lukewarm. " I hate divided hearts " Psalm 119, Verse 113
The ideal is to meditate / think during one week for each number.
The minimum in case of impediment being one hour per subject.
2 - Can one be near the Jesus of the Gospels without Churches.
3 - Go to God by denying everything that limits Him, religions included.
4 - Who is able to indulge in the attraction of the mystery of God and reach the Source ?
5 - Does a life really has strength without a strong desire of immanent transcendence ?
6 - Who is the most demanding ? Secular law or the law of the Gospels ?
7 - God does not love the lukewarm. " I hate divided hearts " Psalm 119, Verse 113
The ideal is to meditate / think during one week for each number.
The minimum in case of impediment being one hour per subject.
Tuesday, February 25, 2014
Saturday, February 22, 2014
The Ocean of humor, No. 566
My grandfather died at 99 years, he drank ten Ricard per day,
the day of the cremation, he made the crematorium blaze.
Wednesday, February 19, 2014
The Ocean of Love, No. 565
Have you noticed that the great poets appear at dusk of civilizations ?
- Virgil appeared at the decline of Rome, that of Cincinnatus.
- Dante in the Middle Ages agony.
- Mistral at the disembodiment of the soul of Provence.
Sunday, February 16, 2014
The Ocean of Love, No. 564
Life, the real one, is above all, an incantation,
it carries in your blood, great inspirations of sacred chants and magic.
To tame these forces, give yourself to God, God of the mastered freedom.
The Ocean of humor, No. 564
You are hunchback ? Your ribs are prominent ? Perfect ! You'd do a great stepladder.
Thursday, February 13, 2014
The Ocean of Love, No. 563
"My inner sea is my enchanting mistress;
Its waves, in their beauty, strengthen my faith;
Its coasts, in their haughty and hard braids,
in my heart sing a hymn to joy. "
The Ocean of humor, No. 563
How are you chat up a model ? Easy !
Hide in a corner and imitate the cry of the diamond.
Monday, February 10, 2014
The Ocean of Love, No. 562
I feel sorry for the lukewarm, the fearful, the dwarves, small men and women criticizers of our time.
The Ocean of humor, No. 562
Money does not buy happiness ?
Please give me the opportunity to check by myself.
Friday, February 7, 2014
The Ocean of humor, No. 561
In aircraft, the black boxes are indestructible.
OK, fine, but why don't they build the planes in the same metal ?
Tuesday, February 4, 2014
The Ocean of humor, No. 560
My neighbor has so many gold teeth, that he has had installed in his mouth, an alarm system.
Monday, February 3, 2014
The Ocean of Love, No. 560
When I tells a story, my mouth water as much with words than with food.
The tone that I put does not attempt to revolutionize the text, nor to shove it,
However, it amplifies in a serene, enchanting and discreet way, the simple music of words.
Sunday, February 2, 2014
WHAT I THINK !
"You do not fight
capitalism / liberalism
by being racist." JET
_________
"You do not fight racism and anti-Semitism
only with political parties. " JET
Saturday, February 1, 2014
Wednesday, January 29, 2014
The Ocean of humor, No. 558
My neighbor just died, he was so irritable, that he did a V-sign carved on his grave.
Sunday, January 26, 2014
The Ocean of Love, No. 557
Virtue comes from Heaven, few people are interested in it,
Vice comes from hell, and has many worshipers.
Thursday, January 23, 2014
The Ocean of humor, No. 556
It's winter ! You do not have shoes ? Not a problem.
Surround your feet with barbed wire, so that, lucky you, will not slide.
Monday, January 20, 2014
The Ocean of humor, No. 555
Even if you no longer make love,
at your local pharmacy save your reputation,
keep buying condoms.
Friday, January 17, 2014
Tuesday, January 14, 2014
Saturday, January 11, 2014
Wednesday, January 8, 2014
Sunday, January 5, 2014
The Ocean of Love, No. 550
There are two kinds of enemies :
- The one that you harm,
- The one that harms you.
If you must choose between the two, take the second, he has no grudge.
The Ocean of humor, No. 550
I saw with my own eyes a fried egg jump from the plate and attack the guest.
Thursday, January 2, 2014
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