Friday, September 26, 2008

If Jesus came back !

The arrival of Pope Benedict XVI has revived discussions about Jesus, including this one :

" If he came back physically, what would happen ? "

My answer:

- Yet, I wish him a lot of courage and valid papers. If not, he'd return to Palestine by the first charter !

- From the start, change look : the “ Taliban clothing ” style is frowned upon at this time. If approached by a bold patrol of policemen, he should wary of the Taser. An electric shock on a suspect dressed in Afghan (seeming to have fallen down from below a truck of illegal immigrants), is required for all Republican policeman.

- Living with a prostitute (supposedly), will cost him the happy and little positive title of pimp, not to mention his more than doubtful family tree ... (Father not known - Surrogate Mother)

- And those who accompany him, dressed like him of residues from the Salvation Army ? Straight to jail whilst waiting for they return to the country of olive trees …

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