Tuesday, July 25, 2006

My powers

For 14 years, I have - voluntarily - concealed these faculties, at least those who could shock the sensibilities and beliefs of delicate searchers….

Since the 1st of January 2005, I am showing some of them, such as to instantly immobilize over a hundred people at the same time!

Reread the sentence, it is worth its weight in amazement ...


By nature, cheerful and joker, I use these powers to make a thousand jokes, such as:

  • Making anybody stuttered

  • Making one burst out laughing or crying

  • Having one running faster or very, very slowly

  • Making one heavier than a building

  • Making one lighter than a feather

  • Tickling one at distance (unlimited)

  • Warming a body even if it is freezing

  • Freezing a body even if it is over 50 degrees Celsius

  • Making one blind (impressive)

  • Increasing someone’s quality of sight

  • Making one deaf

  • Turning a heterosexual into a homosexual

  • Making one dance gracefully

  • Beat anybody’s own record

  • Put the eyes of someone in front of him (yes we can)

  • Making one’s glasses laughing

  • Similarly with varied dishes

  • Preventing one from getting in or out of his car

  • Mowing one at a full speed, he and all his friends

  • Making one flexible as a reed

  • Making one rigid as an iron bar

  • Increasing one’s strength to an unimaginable point

  • Developing anybody’s brain and imagination

  • Increasing one's potential of life, decrease it, or even (though this is forbidden by the Divine Laws) make one disembodied

  • Making one change of his or her personality

  • Etc.. etc..

You are surprised? Read on.

All this is done - instantly - without hypnosis, without suggestion, without cheating.

How could I fake it with hundreds of people in broad daylight?

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